Monday, August 27, 2007

Change of venue

Hello loyal readers,

I have realized that I am no longer able to update to this blog every day, and so I have decided to move to another site which you can all check daily and get new updates, some of which will be mine.

funvampires.com

I just did a best-of-the-worst retrospective and will be making all Awful Tattoos updates to that site from here on out. I'll be posting on here to let you know when the updates are for the first few weeks or so.

Thanks,
Alice

Sunday, August 26, 2007

Saturday, August 25, 2007

New Lola Luna Design In Stock


The latest Lola Luna design, Caucase is in stock at Ever-so-Sexy.com. A scintillating black tulle open gstring with vibrant turquoise embroidery, sparkling crystals and a turquoise pendant, it is the height of glamour. Lola Luna have produced a matching necklace, which together with the thong, make this a lovely gift for someone special. Ever-so-Sexy are offering free gift wrapping for everyone who orders the the necklace at the same time as the Caucase string.

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

St Tropez - The Second New Season Design from Luxxa


St Tropez - so new that Luxxa have not set all the prices yet, but stock is coming in over the next week or so at ever-so-sexy.com, so you will know where you can buy your choice from the range first.

Ever-so-Sexy.com carries one of the largest selections of Luxxa designs on the web and they continue to support this fantastic French lingerie manufacturer by including all of the new designs on their site. First of the designs to arrive will be this very glamorous white guepiere, just perfect for a bride.

Hot News! More New Designs from Luxxa



This new is really straight off the press. These designs are so new that pricing has not been set on all of the items yet. That said, stock will be coming through to www.ever-so-sexy.com in the next ten days, so you will know where to lay your hands on these glamorous and sexy new Luxxa designs.

First Bastia: Bra and thong (with an open option0, a Body - also with an open option. A babydoll, described in a straight-laced way as a robe, which really belies its naughty but nice nature. And last but certainly not least a cute and cheeky camitop. The jigsaw type design on the lace is contemporary and distinct and the frills and bows add a touch of flirty femininity, while the signature cross ribboning that Luxxa are known for, makes its appearance on the open bra and the body. Prices start at a very reasonable £49.95 for the cami top which is remarkable value for this top quality luxury French lingerie. Remember Luxxa only make limited quantities of each of their designs, which maintains the special and individual nature of the line and makes each new design a real collector's item. If you love lingerie, you will adore Luxxa.

Monday, August 20, 2007

Wizards III: wizards with balls

Here is an assortment of my favorite tattoo theme: wizards with glowing and/or fiery crystal balls.

Glowing red eyes just make this wizard look like a snake, and what is up with the weird pointy shoulder on the left? I can't even begin to discuss the money ball...


This wizard is the best of the bunch, technique-wise, but what is up with the Q-ball? The sparkles are a good touch.


This guy gets bonus points for having eyes, but negative points for the half-assed glowing ball.


Not only does this wizard look like a zombie with shark teeth, but his magic ball is made out of DRAGONS and he has flying decapitated hands.


I love the robe but this wizard looks like he's about to hike a football, not cast some serious magic



And finally, I know this bad picture obscures the badness of the tattoo, but just pay close attention to the pointy red fingernails, the snake-eyes, and the fire that looks like it is in zero-g.

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Mio Destino Lingerie & Swimwear Sale


Mio Destino has announced its Summer Season Sale with reductions of up to 50% on top named designers like Janet Reger, Elise Aucouturier, Damaris, Spoylt, Argentovivo and many more ...visit Mio Destino before it's too late!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Luxxa - Latest New Design


New in July 2007 - Antibes, a new design range from Luxxa, French manufacturer of high quality erotic lingerie. The range includes a chemise, a bra and thong set with open varient and a body also with open varient. The soft bra is made from a triangle of ruby lace echoed in the triangle of the thong in both the body and the bra set. Reminiscent of the design Rio which was very popular, but a rich vibrant red Antibes is delicately feminine and sexy, trimmed as it is with fine silk cross ribboning and bows. Available now from stock from the luxxa selection at ever-so-sexy.com.

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

When you really, really love a musician...

It still doesn't mean that getting their portrait tattooed on you is a good idea.







New Season Designs from Diki by Diane Rubach

Sheer luxury! Made to measure designer lingerie.

Introducing Jasmine, just one of the new designs from Diki by Diane Rubach. Shown here with matching jacket, this basque is made from real lemon silk with sheer tulle front panels that are decorated with an exotic silk floral design.

A matching tulle thong is also decorated with a matching floral design.

Available to order now from ever-so-sexy.com, delivery of these new designs will be towards the end of September.

Monday, August 13, 2007

Star Wars II

I got this email from a reader in my inbox this morning. Thank you so much! This chewie is amazing!
this is my friend's arm, proudly displaying chewbacca over an Irish
flag... this tattoo came to him in a dream.



It prompted me to do another search for bad Star Wars tattoos so that I could fill out a post. I already had this one saved. It's an internet classic and one of my favorite awful tattoos:


I found a couple other wonky chewies:

The color shading in this one is pretty funny:


And finally: one of the worst tattoos posted on this blog to date. It's Jabba with slave Leia, in case you can't tell! Her hair is coming out of her face, her six pack is atrocious, her arms and hands look just like her braid of hair, her nose looks alien, and she has the weirdest shoulder I have ever seen. Jabba actually looks pretty decent, but then there's the weird leafy neon background behind them.

Saturday, August 11, 2007

Di Murini mastectomy lingerie


Style: A hint of fun, a touch of elegance...total enchantment. Di Murini is classic and sensual for the woman who enjoys luxury, superior design and high quality lingerie.

Story: The Di Murini mastectomy lingerie story was inspired by Delibes eternal ballet...Copellia. Delicate, romantic, musical, a synthesis of styles.

Sign up to be the first notified when the Autumn/Winter 2007 collection becomes available at Mio Destino.

MioBlog thoughts that make you think


Courtesy of MioBlog

“According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.” Robert De Niro
“Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.” Rodney Dangerfield
“There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL.” Lynn Lavner
“Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are unimportant.” George Burns
“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.” Sharon Stone
“Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet”. Robin Williams
“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.” Billy Crystal
“There’s a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what’s the problem?” Dustin Hoffman
“There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men think, ‘I know what I’m doing. Just show me somebody naked’.” Jerry Seinfeld
“Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.” Woody Allen
” It’s been so long since I’ve had sex, I’ve forgotten who ties up whom.” Joan Rivers
” Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy.” Steve Martin
” You don’t appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for in later life.” Elmo Phillips
” Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.” Oscar Wilde
” It isn’t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.” George Burns

Win a drive around Silverstone in a Ferrari F355?


Experience three laps of adrenaline fuelled excitement around the demanding Silverstone Southern Circuit. Push the classic Ferrari F355 to its limits down the Hanger Straight and then try and control the speed through the corners. It's an unforgettable driving experience that is sure to leave you and your friend with memories that will last a lifetime.
Agenda: On arrival at the circuit you will receive an in car briefing from your instructor who will explain the principles and skills you need to make the most of the car and this awesome track. Then it is out onto the track as you put the 355 through its paces for three thrilling laps. To complete your experience you will receive a debrief and a certificate as a memento of your experience. You can expect to be at the circuit for around one hour, the driving lasts for around three heart stopping laps.
Notes: The winner of the Ferrari Driving Experience will be sent an open dated gift voucher with ten months validity. Minimum age is 21 and Maximum age is 70*. Experiences run on weekdays year round and some limited weekend dates. All dates are subject to availability. Once made, bookings are non exchangeable and non refundable. Not suitable for those who are pregnant or suffer from epilepsy or a heart condition. If your experience is cancelled due to bad weather, your experience will be rebooked. Spectators are welcome at no extra charge. Min height 5 2 . Max height 6 2. Max weight 16 stone. Full licence to be held for a minimum of three years and MUST be presented on the day (no photocopies). You should wear flat, narrow soled shoes, long sleeved shirt and trousers.
*If you are the lucky winner of the competition but are unable to accept the prize, you are entitled to select £250 worth of Elise Aucouturier lingerie at Mio Destino.
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Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Alien Invasion

Alien tattoos are pretty much always a little cheesy, but these ones are next level:







And finally, an internet classic:

Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Mio Destino Affiliate Programme


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Bedhead Pink Tulips Cotton Robe


Bedhead Pink Tulips Cotton Robe collection has just arrived at Mio Destino.


My favourite is Bedhead's Pink Tulips Robe elegant light robe made from 100% cotton sateen featuring pink tulips and perfect for those hot summer months and holidays. Made in Los Angeles, California from amazingly soft and sexy 100% cotton sateen.

Elise Aucouturier - a French Designer classic


Elise Aucouturier Lingerie, Elise Raphalen, Paris, FranceTraining: Esmod International Fashion Design School in ParisStyle: A delicate ‘tres chic’ style which is very typically French and modern vintage, gaining inspiration from strolling the streets of Paris and watching the modern trends.Story: Elise always wanted to be a fashion designer since she was 6 years old having had one grandmother who worked in lingerie whilst the other grandmother used to sell hats in Paris. Certainly a good heritage! After graduating Elise worked with Vanity Fair, following training with Christian Dior and Marithé et François Girbaud. After raising her two boys for three years she created her own designer nightwear company.Highlights: April 2001, Elise created her first designer lingerie collection. January 2003, Displayed in Galeries Lafayette, Paris, France. January 2005, Great success in Japan with her French lingerie collection bought in Tokyo, Osaka and Nagoya. July 2006, Her designer lingerie collection was bought by 12 department stores in the USA.January 2007, Present in all of the specialist designer lingerie sections of the Parisian Department stores.
A large collection of this directional and very fashionable designer, Elise Aucouturier, can be seen at Mio Destino.

Vollers Black Satin Corset with Red Embroidery


A stunning black Vollers satin corset, with a contrasting embroidered detail running down the front of the corset to enhance your hourglass shape. Detachable suspenders also included. All Vollers corsets are front fastening, back lacing and are fitted with a modesty panel and an underbusk. Sized using waist measurement in inches, for optimal fit order 2-4" smaller than your waist size. Traditionally made in the UK. Please allow 2-4 weeks delivery from Mio Destino.

Hom Menswear


Mio Destino now shopwcases the new Hom Collection. HOM was established in 1968 in Marseille by Charles Belpaume & Gilbert Anselme. In 1986 HOM was bought by lingerie leaders Triumph and expanded worldwide. In 1997 HOM invent happiness for men with H01, their first brief with a horizontal opening. French politicians are invited to wear test H01's and give them the thumbs up and The Fashion Museum at the Louvre in Paris displays a pair of H01's in recognition of their innovative design. Since 1997 many more designs have been added and H01s top best-seller lists throughout Europe.
Modern designs evoke a sexy and masculine feel such as the HOM Males Red Hipster and the HOM Energy Maxi Red and White Pants .

New big cup bra website by 'Cupeesh.com'

Cupeesh.com is the soon to be launched Canadian big cup bra webiste specializing in larger cup bras which will give women the choice of designer bras in beautiful colours, fabris and designs whilst still maintaining the support expected from a superior, well constructed bra from designers such as Miss Mandalay who specializes in making gorgeous bbw bras such as the Miss Mandalay Emerald Bra.

Thursday, August 2, 2007

This is for the bike punx

Just a reminder that A) sunscreen is your best friend when you get tattoos, and B) bike tattoos are not always super cool, especially not homemade ones.















p.s. thanks to the awesome readers who brought these photos to my attention!